Top Ten Reasons to Watch the New Season of Battlestar Galactica
10. (Read by actor Aaron Douglas [Chief Galen Tyrol])
In the dramatic season opener, we save 15% by switching our insurance to Geico.
9. (Read by actress Lucy Lawless [D'Anna Biers])
You'll find out what's in the hatch and who gets off the island...Crap, wrong show.
8. (Read by actor James Callis [Gaius Baltar])
My character creates his own line of honey roasted space nuts.
7. (Read by actress Grace Park [Sharon Valeria/Boomer/Athena])
What else are you going to do, read a book?
6. (Read by Tricia Helfer [Number Six])
There's a good chance you'll see me naked.
5. (Read by actor Michael Hogan [Col. Saul Tigh])
There's a good chance you'll see me naked.
4. (Read by actor Jamie Bamber [Lee Adama/Apollo])
New FTL drives will allow the colonial fleet to better adjust to gravitational variations and achieve maximum superluminal travel to outrun the pursuing Cylon basestars - I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
3. (Read by actress Katee Sackhoff [Kara Thrace/Starbuck])
We engage in a life and death battle against evil robots, you know, same ##### as last year.
2. (Read by actress Mary McDonnell [Laura Roslyn])
I take on the most challenging task of my political career - doing a lame top ten list on a third-rate talk show.
AND the Number One reason to Watch the New Season of Battlestar Galactica:
1. (Read by actor Edward James Olmos [Admiral Bill Adama])
Watch me lead us into war against the Cylons without an exit strategy.
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