Dr. Rodney McKay's Message Service
Have Dr. McKay (David Hewlett) do all the talking. Just choose your name* and download your customized greeting for your phone in MP3 format!
* all names are not available
The mp3 file should play automatically. If it does not, then you can right click the link [at the site] and click 'save link as' or 'save target as' to save it to your computer and play in the media player of your choice.